Saturday, August 9, 2008

Don't Spam Editors (part 2!)

Our current project:
Finding a publisher for a Children’s Book about Gracie the Grasshopper and her friends. The story has 25 illustrations and is about Gracie and her best friend Ginger the Giraffe. It’s a Picture book for pre-school – Grade 2.
If you’re a publisher that handles children’s books please contact us.
We also sell our designs and artwork for:
Greetings Cards
Decorative Accessories
Kitchen Accessories and Products
Stationary
Limited Edition Serigraphs
Seriously? Even aside from the creative capitalization and the "kitchen accessories", this is hilarious.

5 comments:

K.B. said...

And of course, "Stationary."

Stationary what?

Susan said...

Ah! You beat me to the 'stationary'. But I also like the "IF you're a publisher" line.
Class!

ChrisEldin said...

AHAHAHAHA---would love to see one of those novelty picture books--comes with your own pet grasshopper.
Here, kiddies. Come pull the legs and wings off Grason the Grasshopper. Then we'll glue them back on and see if they still work.
The possibilities are limitless.

Mommy C said...

I like the creative use of animal names. Maybe they could get together with Germaine the gerbel and Gloria the goat. I was going to suggest thatthey need to get a clue about the publishing world, but on second thought, I would rather be spared this tale.

Marian said...

I'm afraid the first thing I thought of was the giraffe stepping on the grasshopper.