Mommy's little Snookums makes poo-poo in a pretty pink pot. Baby's little kitty-witty makes stinky in a pan that is not.
(Housebreaking Snookums and Kitty is a 6000 word pickture book exploring the joys and dispaires of potty training children and pets. My cat liked it alot!)
This is a fantastic example of the true awfulness that I honestly see in slush. I know, you wrote this line as a joke. But I kid you not--this is the slush that editors are trying to dig through without becoming sociopaths.