Thursday, May 31, 2007

Let's Be Serious for Just a Moment

Mommy's little Snookums makes poo-poo in a pretty pink pot. Baby's little kitty-witty makes stinky in a pan that is not.

(Housebreaking Snookums and Kitty is a 6000 word pickture book exploring the joys and dispaires of potty training children and pets. My cat liked it alot!)

This is a fantastic example of the true awfulness that I honestly see in slush. I know, you wrote this line as a joke. But I kid you not--this is the slush that editors are trying to dig through without becoming sociopaths.

1 comment:

Janniel said...

Hey! I worked hard on that!

I guess this means I shouldn't send you the manuscript.