Thursday, May 31, 2007

The Gag Reflex Honorary Plastic Vomit Award goes to

Whenever Wendel or Gertrude had to go to the bathroom Timmy the toilet bowl was there to swallow their pee-pee and poo-poo and send it down the rusty pipes into the rat-infested sewers of New York City.

2 comments:

srandall said...

I am sincerely honored to have earned this prestigious award. I'd like to thank my family for making it possible. "Thank you family!"

Can I change my title from 'unpublished writer' to 'award-winning author'?

ae said...

The sad thing about this is I know parents who speak this way to their children.

Even after they've been toilet trained.