Now EA, not EVERY Hallway is boring... maybe this hallway is in haunted building.... or one with lots of murders.... or in a hospital.... Or maybe he's a superhero that can transform into a hallway.......
Or maybe he absorbs paint and repels fingerprints. He sees the family go by one by one in the morning as they head into the bathroom, then they come out transformed - dressed and ready to leave the house. He watches helplessly as the family dog hikes his leg and... Well the illustration shows this much better than the words. Was this a wordless book, too?
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Now EA, not EVERY Hallway is boring... maybe this hallway is in haunted building.... or one with lots of murders.... or in a hospital.... Or maybe he's a superhero that can transform into a hallway.......
Or maybe he absorbs paint and repels fingerprints. He sees the family go by one by one in the morning as they head into the bathroom, then they come out transformed - dressed and ready to leave the house. He watches helplessly as the family dog hikes his leg and... Well the illustration shows this much better than the words. Was this a wordless book, too?
I suppose there's a chance this could be interesting, depending on what happens in Mr. Hallway's day-to-day life.
It could also be extremely boring.
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