Friday, July 6, 2007

Slush and Punishment: Hair on Fire

I have a fantastic retelling of Jason and the Argonauts about a pelt (here in the shape of a wig) that will grant anyone a single wish. I call it “The Wishing Mullet.”
Why is there never a hazmat shower around when you’re reading slush?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

A Pullet pulls a gun from "The Wishing Mullet" and shoots the one bullet down the farmer's gullet.

This rhymes (sort of) and includes guns. I should submit it to that conservative in California who wanted picture books about guns. For some reason, his name escapes me.