Friday, May 18, 2007

First Lines Contest... Humor

My mom wanted to know how the cow got in my room. As if that was the strangest thing that happened all week.
The second line could be a bit stronger, but I do want to know about the cow.
I kick at a rock on my way to Mrs. Viola Meyer’s house and tally up my life’s ten most troubling facts. 1. Lillian and I will attend the Winter Dance dressed as floral bookends.
I hope number ten is really troubling.


ian sands said...

Yeah me! Thanks,


Anonymous said...

Thanks, E. A.!

And, yes, #10 definitely trumps matching floral dresses.

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