Squirrels: So 2007.
Currently: Chihuahuas. With photos.
Honestly, how many times do I have to tell people? Your dog is mind-bogglingly adorable to you. To everyone else, it's just a photo of some dog. If asked to use an adjective, I would go with "short". And possibly "brown".
Though a couple could easily have been asking for "vacant-looking", "lopsided", and "about to bite someone".
Don't. Write. Stories. About. Your. Pets.