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Editorial Anonymous' anecdotes are mostly true. Names of authors, illustrators, editors, agents, publishers, manuscripts, and a few random nouns have been changed to protect her ass. Slush Monster courtesy Melinda Beavers. www.melindabeavers.com
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Editorial Anonymous' anecdotes are mostly true. Names of authors, illustrators, editors, agents, publishers, manuscripts, and a few random nouns have been changed to protect her ass. Slush Monster courtesy Melinda Beavers. www.melindabeavers.com
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Things Not To Send in Slush Ever Again
- flashlights
- shoe shine kits
- dead bugs
- photos of you
- photos of you dressed in formalwear
- photos of you dressed in your Halloween costume
- photos of you not dressed
- glitter
- confetti
- glitter confetti (I'm serious)
- dolls, handmade or otherwise
- dolls, especially not santa dinos
- tea, coffee, hot chocolate
- seed packets
- money
- dental x-rays
- farting handpuppets (mini whoopee cushion)
- woolen stockings full of jellybeans
- crates of tangerines
- contraceptives
- fake contraceptives
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- beginner's guide to publishing (10)
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- copyright (3)
- cover letters (5)
- digital books (3)
- editor speak (14)
- editor-author relationships (7)
- first lines contest (17)
- graphic novels (3)
- hooks (13)
- how to tell you're never going to get published (26)
- I'm So Going to Hell (2)
- illustration (27)
- intellectual property (7)
- links (53)
- marketing (3)
- marketing and publicity (3)
- pitch contest (17)
- poetry (9)
- publisher rep guest blogs (1)
- publishing dictionary (25)
- publishing myths contest (3)
- queries (27)
- query contest (23)
- rejections (6)
- revision (7)
- rights (3)
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- self promotion (15)
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- series and sequels (6)
- slush and punishment (31)
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- The 8 Rules of Rejections (1)
- the bookshelf at the top of this blog (4)
- the industry (58)
- The Kitchen Full of Slush (6)
- the publishing process (17)
- translations (4)
- trends (6)
- what's it like to be an editor? (14)
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55 comments:
You're alive and well!! Hooray, hooray, hooray! This was always one of my favorite blogs. :-)
*ahem*
I mean, welcome back.
*happy dance*
Yeah! Welcome back. Missed your posts.
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Welcome back!
Great news!
Looking forward to a new year with new posts.
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I'll be back in January.
Persistence in the face of ridiculous odds is clearly one of the shared characteristics of this gang. Months of silence--and still at least 8 of us checked this blog today! May all of our other unlikely ventures pan out so well in the coming year!
Welcome back, and have a fun New Years!
I couldn't bring myself to delete you from my favorites...so glad that you're coming back! Even my non-writing DH was a faithful reader--and yes, he's delighted too.
Welcome back, EA.
Welcome back to the blogging world! I always enjoy your posts and am looking forward to more in the new year.
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Welcome back.
What a nice surprise. I have been checking in from time to time and worrying, with the rest of us, what had become of you. Don't need to make a New Year's Resolution to read your blog!!
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I kept checking back, just in case - yay!!
Glad you will be posting again, your insights are so highly appreciated!
Thanks again
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I've finally stopped dancing around my computer long enough to say--WELCOME BACK!
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Hey, Moonie! Glad you've poked your cute, fuzzy little head out of your cave. Happy 2011!
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āļāļēāļāđāļāļĄāļāļēāļāđāļĄ่āđāļ้āļัāļ āđāļ่āļāļĨัāļāđāļŦ้āļāļĨāļĨัāļāļ์āļี่āļ่āļēāļŠāļāđāļ pgs-game.org āļึāļāļĢāļ§āļāļĢāļ§āļĄāđāļāļĄāļŦāļĨāļēāļāļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđāļāļ§āļĄāļēāđāļ§้āđāļŦ้āđāļĨืāļāļ āđāļื่āļāđāļิāļāđāļāļāļēāļŠāđāļŦ้āļู้āđāļĨ่āļāđāļ้āļ้āļāļŦāļēāđāļāļĄāļี่āđāļ่ āđāļĨāļ°āļŠāļĢ้āļēāļāļāļģāđāļĢāđāļāđāļāļāļāļāļāļัāļ§āđāļāļ https://pgs-game.org/
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āļ้āļāļีāļāļāļāđāļāļĢāđāļĄāļั่āļāļี้āļืāļāļāļēāļĢ “āļāļĒāļēāļĒāđāļāļāļēāļŠ” āļāļēāļāļุāļāļี่āļĄีāļāļĒู่ āļāļģāđāļŦ้āļู้āđāļĨ่āļāļŠāļēāļĄāļēāļĢāļāļāļāļĨāļāļāļŦāļĨāļēāļĒāđāļāļĄ āđāļĨ่āļāđāļ้āļāļēāļāļึ้āļ āđāļĨāļ°āļĄีāļŠิāļāļิ์āļĨุ้āļāļĢāļēāļāļ§ัāļĨāđāļŦāļ่āđāļāļĒāđāļĄ่āļ้āļāļāđāļ้āđāļิāļāļĄāļēāļ https://pg-ink.org/āđāļāļĢāđāļĄāļั่āļāļŠāļĨ็āļāļ-āļāļēāļ1āļĢัāļ100/
āļāļēāļāļēāļĢ่āļēāļāļēāļāļูāļ่āļēāļĒ āđāļ่āļāļēāļĢāđāļ้āļēāđāļāļัāļāļŦāļ§āļ°āđāļāļĄāļืāļāļุāļāđāļāļŠāļģāļัāļ āļāļēāļĢāļāļāļĨāļāļāđāļĨ่āļāļāļĢีāļ่āļ§āļĒāđāļŦ้āļุāļāđāļŦ็āļāļĢูāļāđāļāļāļāļēāļĢāļāļāļāđāļ่ āđāļĨāļ°āļึāļāļ§ิāđāļāļĢāļēāļ°āļŦ์āđāļ้āđāļāļĒāđāļĄ่āļ้āļāļāđāļŠี่āļĒāļāđāļิāļāļāļĢิāļ āļāļāļĨāļāļāļāļēāļāļēāļĢ่āļē
āļāļ§āļēāļĄāļĨื่āļāđāļŦāļĨāļืāļāļŦัāļ§āđāļāļāļāļāļāļēāļĢāđāļĨ่āļāđāļāļĄ āđāļĨāļ° volto-89.net āļāļģāļุāļāļี้āđāļ้āļี āđāļĄ่āļ§่āļēāļāļ°āđāļ็āļāļāļēāļĢāđāļ้āļēāđāļāļĄ āļāļēāļĢāļŦāļĄุāļ āļŦāļĢืāļāļāļēāļĢāđāļāļĨี่āļĒāļāđāļāļĄ āļุāļāļāļĒ่āļēāļāļāļģāđāļ้āļāļĒ่āļēāļāļĢāļ§āļāđāļĢ็āļ§āđāļĨāļ°āļ่āļāđāļื่āļāļ https://volto-89.net/
āļāļēāļĢāđāļ้āļāļāļĨāļāļāļāļĢิāļāļ่āļ§āļĒāđāļŦ้āļุāļāļĢู้āļ§่āļēāđāļāļĄāđāļŦāļāđāļŦāļĄāļēāļ°āļัāļāļŠāđāļāļĨ์āļัāļ§āđāļāļ āđāļāļĨāļāļāļāļĢ์āļĄāļี้āļึāļāđāļ็āļāđāļŦāļĄืāļāļāļัāļ§āļ่āļ§āļĒāļี่āļāļģāđāļŦ้āļāļēāļĢāļัāļāļŠิāļāđāļāļ่āļēāļĒāļึ้āļ āđāļĨāļ°āđāļิ่āļĄāđāļāļāļēāļŠāļāļĢāļ°āļŠāļāļāļ§āļēāļĄāļŠāļģāđāļĢ็āļāđāļāļĢāļ°āļĒāļ°āļĒāļēāļ§ https://voltoauto.info/āļāļāļĨāļāļāđāļĨ่āļāļŠāļĨ็āļāļāļāļĢี/
āļāļēāļāļāļĢั้āļāļŠิ่āļāļี่āļีāļี่āļŠุāļāļืāļāļŠิ่āļāļี่āđāļ้āļāļēāļāļ่āļēāļĒ volto59 āļึāļāļāļāļāđāļāļāļĄāļēāđāļŦ้āđāļ้āļēāļึāļāđāļ้āļัāļāļี āđāļĄ่āļัāļāļ้āļāļ āđāļ่āļāļĢāļāļุāļāļัāļāļ์āļัāļāļี่āļู้āđāļĨ่āļāļ้āļāļāļāļēāļĢ āđāļŦāļĄāļēāļ°āļัāļāļั้āļāļĄืāļāđāļŦāļĄ่āđāļĨāļ°āļŠāļēāļĒāļāļĢิāļāļัāļ volto59
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