No, I haven't forgotten about the evil first pages clinic.
There's a new one up now; I'll get to everybody in the queue eventually.
Please note, however, that with the queue currently at 85 first pages, and me getting to them at a rate of maybe two or three per week, I have enough to last me the next seven months.
I'm not complaining. That's just going to call for Patience-with-a-capital-P from the later submitters, so be warned.