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It's been a bad week in the slush.
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Editorial Anonymous' anecdotes are mostly true. Names of authors, illustrators, editors, agents, publishers, manuscripts, and a few random nouns have been changed to protect her ass. Slush Monster courtesy Melinda Beavers. www.melindabeavers.com
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Editorial Anonymous' anecdotes are mostly true. Names of authors, illustrators, editors, agents, publishers, manuscripts, and a few random nouns have been changed to protect her ass. Slush Monster courtesy Melinda Beavers. www.melindabeavers.com
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Things Not To Send in Slush Ever Again
- flashlights
- shoe shine kits
- dead bugs
- photos of you
- photos of you dressed in formalwear
- photos of you dressed in your Halloween costume
- photos of you not dressed
- glitter
- confetti
- glitter confetti (I'm serious)
- dolls, handmade or otherwise
- dolls, especially not santa dinos
- tea, coffee, hot chocolate
- seed packets
- money
- dental x-rays
- farting handpuppets (mini whoopee cushion)
- woolen stockings full of jellybeans
- crates of tangerines
- contraceptives
- fake contraceptives
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9 comments:
You realize that after reading this list, it is my fondest desire to write one PB that contains all five.
Haha! A challenge! Write a synopsis and I'll post it.
That's really funny!
Glad my PB subject wasn't on there. :)
When you say not to write any more on these topics, you mean you actually receive picture books on these topics?
Here are a few more suggestions, gleaned from the pb writing classes I've taught over the years:
6. Animated inanimate objects
7. "Defective" animals (skunk who can't smell, snake who can't slither, rooster who can't crow, etc). Especially when, at the end of the story, the skunk/snake/rooster makes peace with her inability to smell/slither/crow, realizing that it's really okay to be different.
8. Reproduction (Sammy Sperm Meets Edwina Egg)
Or surrogate parenthood! I got one this week about that!
I got a rhyming picture book about nuclear winter.
I'll trade you that for the one about STDs!
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