Saturday, March 21, 2009

Slush and Punishment: Illustrated by My Child!

Except no, it wasn't.

It's a story about the emotional lives of a moose's antlers.
With badly-copied illustrations from If You Give a Moose a Muffin. The child seems to have "illustrated" the happy faces on the antlers.

Next up, a nice story about a naughty pencil named "Plagiarism".
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9 comments:

  1. Deirdre MundyMarch 21, 2009 at 12:37 PM

    You're kidding, right? I mean really, you're kidding. Please, say you're kidding!

    I don't want to live in a world filled with these kinds of manuscripts! Thank you, THANK YOU for being a gatekeeper!

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  2. PurpleCloverMarch 21, 2009 at 12:45 PM

    Uh...oops.

    Cheap Tricks.

    Now that song will be stuck in my head all day.

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  3. pulpMarch 21, 2009 at 1:44 PM

    Oh, how I wish I could see it.

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  4. AnonymousMarch 21, 2009 at 2:59 PM

    And just what were the ecstatic states of mind the antlers were expressing? Uhhh, don't want to know. The thing sounds like a weird case of animal possession. Exorcist, please.

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  5. Christine TrippMarch 22, 2009 at 8:38 AM

    Oh I REALLY wish you were able to post the drawings!
    Well there goes my idea for a pic book based on the adventures of toe nail clippings (they are already smiley faces, they just need eyes at the top), sigh:)

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  6. AnonymousMarch 23, 2009 at 1:12 PM

    Well, it was "illustrated" in the sense that the "Illustrated Man" has been heavily tattooed.

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  7. AnonymousMarch 23, 2009 at 10:40 PM

    Have you finished the Definitions for the Perplexed?

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  8. Editorial AnonymousMarch 23, 2009 at 11:36 PM

    No, just taking a break.

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