tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7986595816238301046.post7215767002848520101..comments2024-03-18T09:51:31.137-04:00Comments on Editorial Anonymous: On Good AdviceEditorial Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06294247222893767117noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7986595816238301046.post-52933524181742671302009-11-16T16:49:18.429-05:002009-11-16T16:49:18.429-05:00The Zeroth Rule, which I use for weeding out book-...The Zeroth Rule, which I use for weeding out book-doctoring clients whose work I don't want to see at all (and who can be weeded out sight unseen) is:<br /><br />if you never read, or don't like to read, or worse still you have never read much and never liked any reading, then for the love of whatever your puny soul can conceive of Divinity, DO NOT WRITE.John Barneshttp://tinyurl.com/JohnBarnesAmazonProfilenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7986595816238301046.post-38044516577520434562008-10-15T10:05:00.000-04:002008-10-15T10:05:00.000-04:00The funniest piece of advice I ever heard someone ...The funniest piece of advice I ever heard someone try to confirm was at an SCBWI meeting about how books are judged for the ALA awards. One member asked, "Is it true that there's a rule that all Newbery books have to have a character who dies?"<BR/><BR/>Yes, throw in a dead character just to make your book Newbery-worthy.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7986595816238301046.post-26247736459259823632008-10-15T06:47:00.000-04:002008-10-15T06:47:00.000-04:00mine is to write what you know about, what inspire...mine is to write what you know about, what inspires you, what you have experienced directly...<BR/><BR/>congratulations on blogs of note<BR/><BR/>masterymistery at <A HREF="http://cosmic-rapture.blogspot.com/" REL="nofollow">cosmic rapture</A>masterymisteryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15844831221838590812noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7986595816238301046.post-44134932210275182862008-10-13T22:12:00.000-04:002008-10-13T22:12:00.000-04:00I actually had a teacher tell the comma thing. I k...I actually had a teacher tell the comma thing. I knew she was batty. I like the read a lot, write a lot advice much better.Nessahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12949823895031575067noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7986595816238301046.post-49963145546538937022008-10-13T12:16:00.000-04:002008-10-13T12:16:00.000-04:00On the, other, hand, if you're confronted, with an...On the, other, hand, if you're confronted, with an over, comma'd piece, sometimes it can help, if you tell the poor, soul, to remove all, of the, commas. Because, after the purge, one can, replace the neccessary, punctuation, without the pain, of having to read, all of, the unneccessary.<BR/><BR/>Ouch. It pained me to write that. I can't imagine how much it will hurt to read it! =)Deirdre Mundyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14357363160387734552noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7986595816238301046.post-6803304857909109492008-10-12T17:37:00.000-04:002008-10-12T17:37:00.000-04:00I love this advice! Remove all commas! What!? H...I love this advice! Remove all commas! What!? Has anyone ever read the children's picture book, "When Punctuation Takes a Vacation," by author I can't remember? It is hilarious and really drives home the ridiculousness of the "remove all commas advice." I am a grammar/writing teacher and I have instructed my students to believe punctuation marks are the traffic signals of written works; they tell the reader when to start, stop, or slow down. They are important!The Librarian and The Reading Specialisthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04508444497741222068noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7986595816238301046.post-59980301480415437682008-10-12T17:29:00.000-04:002008-10-12T17:29:00.000-04:00The best (i.e. most appalling) piece of advice I'v...The best (i.e. most appalling) piece of advice I've heard gets given is, "take out any phrase which includes 'was'".<BR/><BR/>I THINK what these god-awful teachers are getting at is the avoiding the passive mood. But ye gods...!<BR/><BR/>I think baby writers love rules because they're something to cling on to in the heaving ocean of possibilities into which they've been cast [observe deliberate passive form of verb] now they've become conscious of how words work. And I think feeble writing teachers yield to the temptation to offer rules, because then all parties leave the class feeling something's been learnt [passive again...]. And, of course, there's a nice, tidy tick-box thing you can grade against, instead of having to form your own opinion about whether something's Good or Bad.<BR/><BR/>The commas defeat me, but some of the other 'rules' (e.e. 'show-don't-tell') are worth understanding as over-simplifications of complex but important issues. Not a rule, of course, but a useful crystallisation, once you understand that it's not a law, but a concept.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7986595816238301046.post-90980375131660005322008-10-12T09:59:00.000-04:002008-10-12T09:59:00.000-04:00Your "counter advice" is spot on. Someone once to...Your "counter advice" is spot on. <BR/><BR/>Someone once told me to find a writer whose style I enjoy and copy him/her. At first, that seemed like a terrible suggestion--Shouldn't I be creating original works? But now that I think of it, this tidbit is quite insightful and wise, in some regards. Besides, "there is nothing new under the sun." <BR/><BR/>Thanks for the post!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7986595816238301046.post-29728759450312392192008-10-12T03:31:00.000-04:002008-10-12T03:31:00.000-04:00Here're my rules: every time someone mentions rule...Here're my rules: <I>every time someone mentions rules concerning language they do not know what they are talking about</I> <BR/><BR/>and...<BR/><BR/><I>when someone mentions grammar, just remember they are talking about early-learning language hints</I><BR/><BR/>and of course...<BR/><BR/><I>never trust anyone who uses italics</I><BR/><BR/>;)Kopy Pighttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00972376553977722573noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7986595816238301046.post-73034510900164708162008-10-11T21:56:00.000-04:002008-10-11T21:56:00.000-04:00I'd send you a chocolate bar but I don't know your...I'd send you a chocolate bar but I don't know your address. "Thanks" will have to do.Kimbra Kaschhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16955657301998255029noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7986595816238301046.post-6324020280994091632008-10-11T21:07:00.000-04:002008-10-11T21:07:00.000-04:00Bravo! Sometimes I wonder if it's our yearn for ea...Bravo! Sometimes I wonder if it's our yearn for easy answers that gets us ridiculous, gimmicky answers. "Delete all commas" is so much easier to implement than "Educate yourself, write a lot, read a lot."Yat-Yeehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04028075516122778317noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7986595816238301046.post-58892198815359893892008-10-11T20:55:00.000-04:002008-10-11T20:55:00.000-04:00Great advice. (-:Great advice. (-:Crystal-Rain Lovehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02835513349512587059noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7986595816238301046.post-31063906540211624692008-10-11T20:38:00.000-04:002008-10-11T20:38:00.000-04:00LOL!The comma post was the one that caught my atte...LOL!<BR/>The comma post was the one that caught my attention. <BR/>:-)<BR/><BR/>I'm also happy I have firsties here. A toast, to you. And to commas,Chris Eldinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11794946908789120139noreply@blogger.com